I don't know what it is and I can't see it

[rydra_wong]

But I'm fairly sure from the loud scrabbling noises that it's either stuck or trying to build a nest in my kitchen vent. And that it has claws.

I will be attempting to have it removed kindly.

(Coming soon, the next episode of Rydra's Wildlife Home Invasions, from the team that brought you "Bathroom Full of Bees", "Fox In Attic" and "Bird Stuck Inside Stove".)

Comments

[rydra_wong]

You may do, unless you are very averse to reptiles! They are benign and charming (and not worms):

https://www.arc-trust.org/slow-worm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anguis_fragilis

[veritas_poet]

Oh, I love reptiles. Thanks! (But darn, the poor critter needs a re-naming.)

[peoriapeoriawhereart]

Slow-wyrm. It's slow because it can't wear cross-trainers.