Adventures at cheap hotels

[gchick]

We had to take a quick trip down to the coast last weekend, so the other half did the Priceline thing and bid on a hotel sight unseen. We got in after midnight after a stressy and annoying drive through at least a dozen of those towns that exist only to get you lost by putting an unannounced exit for the highway you thought you were already on way off to the left (UK etc: substitute right), so that you end up wandering through the speed traps of the dead downtown in the middle of the night. Those towns. Yeah.

Anyway. By the grace of the Maps app we found our way to the hotel and even though I was already more than half-asleep I swear I caught sight of

( very possibly the least natural thing in the history of the world )