Hello! I just moved to a new place within the Washington DC Metro area, and my new place is a lot more nature-filled than the other one. This is exciting! More trees to play in! Walking paths!
Also, hello, lots and lots of spiders. I'm a big fan of the butterflies, but I could have...no, I guess ultimately I couldn't have lived without the spiders.
But I was a little freaked out to encounter this guy (and it is a guy) until my partner did Srs Internet Rsrch and found out he is mostly harmless. As in, I probably don't have to worry unless I am an actual insect or I piss him off. He is apparently aMarbled Orb Weaver. ETA: When I was in the midst of freaking out I emailed the state cooperative extension for help IDing the spider, and they finally got back to me to let me know that he is a "Black and Yellow Argiope spider" and that "some people may have a reaction when bitten" (read: don't sue us). Also, apparently they are good hunters. Basically, he's a HUGE garden spider.

Image of a spider the size of a quarter that is red and green with black and white striped legs on a web hanging from my house's gutters.

Another image of the same spider, here there is a clearer view of the way the spider appears to mimic a nice juicy flower while hanging in its web, waiting for prey to be caught.
Okay, enough of those scary but kind of awesome 8-legged creatures, here is a chaser photo I took this morning of some of the neighborhood trees with the early morning light hitting them:

Dead (or is it only mostly dead?) cedar tree illuminated by morning light in foreground, in background some slightly blurry deciduous trees whose leaves are just beginning to have a few red and brown autumn leaves
Also, hello, lots and lots of spiders. I'm a big fan of the butterflies, but I could have...no, I guess ultimately I couldn't have lived without the spiders.
But I was a little freaked out to encounter this guy (and it is a guy) until my partner did Srs Internet Rsrch and found out he is mostly harmless. As in, I probably don't have to worry unless I am an actual insect or I piss him off. He is apparently a

Image of a spider the size of a quarter that is red and green with black and white striped legs on a web hanging from my house's gutters.

Another image of the same spider, here there is a clearer view of the way the spider appears to mimic a nice juicy flower while hanging in its web, waiting for prey to be caught.
Okay, enough of those scary but kind of awesome 8-legged creatures, here is a chaser photo I took this morning of some of the neighborhood trees with the early morning light hitting them:

Dead (or is it only mostly dead?) cedar tree illuminated by morning light in foreground, in background some slightly blurry deciduous trees whose leaves are just beginning to have a few red and brown autumn leaves
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Date: 2012-09-26 09:22 pm (UTC)There's only about three spiders you would want to worry about in your area:
* Black widow--easy to recognize, in messy webs
* Brown recluse or hobo spider -- people argue about whether or not these actually do bad things and if so which one, but better safe than sorry. A bit more tricky to avoid because they like hiding in things indoors.
All the other spiders should be okay!
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Date: 2012-09-27 12:54 pm (UTC)I think my brain was like, "Lime green! Nothing with that much lime green can be good! Especially with the red and the black and white stripes! It's a dangerous color combo!"
But yes. Will remember better. For next time, when I see yet another spider around the house.
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Date: 2012-09-30 02:10 am (UTC)Anyway, yeah, in North America we really don't have to worry medically about spiders (although of course that doesn't stop them from being scary for some people). Don't stick your hand under rocks or into corners you can't see, shake out your boots in the morning when camping in widow or scorpion territory, and don't go poking around wildly in black widow webs, and you're pretty much good.
I don't think there are any orb weavers with venom that does much to humans, though. And every other spider in the US, even the giant tarantulas down in Texas, doesn't have a severe bite, unless you happen to be allergic.
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Date: 2012-09-28 02:37 am (UTC)^_^
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Date: 2012-09-30 02:12 am (UTC)I LOVE your marbled orb weaver--I would be so excited, I'd be shoving my camera in the poor little guy's face! He looks like he belongs in the tropics.
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Date: 2012-09-30 03:54 pm (UTC)Compare:
Argiope aurantia
Araneus marmoreus
If you want to be sure, you could post to BugGuide, but I'm 95% sure think your extension folks called this one wrong.
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